Every day and night, fans of Red Dwarf, join together and unite as one...well ok, they don't but it's a nice thought. The chatroom on Deck 4 of www.reddwarf.co.uk is populated by the following people on a regular basis. So if you want to chat about Red Dwarf (or any other subject), pop along to Deck 2 (Crew Mess) and meet on the webboard and have a chat with us. recently, they changed the chat software. You can join us in TRDchat on this site too.

Real Name: Paul
Regular Chat Name: Paul_TRD
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Captain
Real Occupation: Student / Part Time Web designer/developer
Ambitions in Life: To be rich
Favourite RD Episode(s):Quarantine, Back to Reality, Polymorph
Favourite RD Character: Lister
Favourite Curry: Chicken Madras
Place of Birth: The place I was born :)
Where I Live: UK
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf, Writing web sites, chatting on the net
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: John Smiths Smooth
Favourite Music: Most music, excluding Rock (Hol Rock is great though, the decadive instead of the octive)
Favourite Author: Don't read enough to have a favourite
Favourite RD Quote: "It will be happened; It shall be going to be happening; It will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future... simple as that... " - Rimmer
Own Web site: http://come.to/total_redddwarf
Email:
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Bottom, The Thin Blue Line, well most comedies really.
Favourite Colour(s): Red, Black, Blue, and White
Real Name: Vicky
Regular Chat Name: Angel_Vicky
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Officer Butt-Babe
Real Occupation: Student
Ambitions in Life: To get a farm on Fiji, get a sheep and a cow and breed horses.
Favourite RD Episode(s):Quarantine, Back to Reality, Demons and Angels
Favourite RD Character: RIMMER
Favourite Curry: Chicken Vindaloo
Place of Birth: A Hospital
Where I Live: UK
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf, drawing/painting, chatting on the net
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: Bacardi Breezer Pineapple
Favourite Music: All sorts
Favourite Author: Robert Llewellyn
Favourite RD Quote: "YOU are a total total...a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally what ever it is you are, but you are one, and a total total one at that!" -Rimmer (Queeg)
Own Web site : http://geocities.com/dwarfervicky
Email: dwarfervicky@hotmail.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Father Ted, Vicar of Dibbly, The Thin Blue Line, most British comedies.
Favourite Colour(s): Red, Black, Blue

Real Name: John
Regular Chat Name: bbJohn
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Chief cook and bottlewash! (Well, Top Chef)
Real Occupation: Unix and network systems design & data storage management
Ambitions in Life: To find my place in God's plan.
Favourite RD Episode(s):Queeg, Quarantine
Favourite RD Character: Holly (Norman Lovett Version)
Favourite Curry: Any, as long as it's kamikaze hot!
Place of Birth: New Jersey, USA
Where I Live: North Carolina, USA
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf, Writing web sites, chatting on the net, Swing Dancing, Music Performance (Classical Guitar, Trombone, Banjo, Bass, etc.), Bowling, Pool (Billiards), cooking
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: 1977 Grahams Vintage Port OR Anchor Foghorn beer
Favourite Music: Big Band
Favourite Author: J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and God (He wrote the Bible)
Favourite RD Quote: We're talking Jape of the century. We're talking
April, May, June, July, and August Fools.
Own Web site: Primary Down at this time. Secondary (un-maintained - http://www.officialdarwinawards.com).
Email:
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Rab C. Nesbitt, Dr. Who, TV Nation, Ernie Kovaks, Star Trek, Quantum Leap, and Hogans Heroes, Cadfael
Favourite Colour(s): Blue

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Favorite Lager: Eisfelder Pills
Favorite Movie(s): The Great Dictator, Safety Last, The General, Brazil,
Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Citizen Kane, Amadaeus, Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, It's a mad mad mad mad world, A funny thing happened on the way to

Real Name: Simon
Regular Chat Name: Second_Technician_Turner
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Second Technician
Real Occupation: Student
Ambitions in Life: To be happy
Favourite RD Episode(s): Back to Reality
Favourite RD Character: Rimmer
Favourite Curry: Don't like curry
Place of Birth: Torquay UK
Where I Live: Devon UK
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf and TV, reading, chatting on the net
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: Vodka and orange
Favourite Music: Queen
Favourite Author: JRR Tolkien or Tom Clancy
Favourite RD Quote: "Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smegpot. Brains in the anal region, genitalia small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest" - Lister (Holoship)
Own Web site : http://www.simon-turner.co.uk
Email: starbug1979@hotmail.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Buffy, Angel, Drop the Dead Donkey
Favourite Colour(s): Black
Real Name: Paula
Regular Chat Name: squeak
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Mistress Smeghead?
Real Occupation: Web designer
Ambitions in Life: To be happy
Favourite RD Episode(s):Polymorph, Back to Reality, Terrorform
Favourite RD Character: Lister
Favourite Curry: Yellow?
Place of Birth: New Jersey, USA
Where I Live: Los Angeles, CA
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf, art, music, web design, drinking
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: Vodka
Favourite Music: Experimental, Moody
Favourite Author: Douglas Coupland
Favourite RD Quote: "You make love like a Japanese meal" - Nirvanah Crane (Holoship)
Own Web site : http://www.squeakie.com
Email: squeeekie@mindspring.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, This Life, Ally McBeal, Fawlty Towers, Sex and the City, the Sopranos, South Park
Favourite Colour(s): Black, Blue, Purple, Chartreuse
Real Name: Larry
Regular Chat Name: Larry_of_Smeg
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Ship's Cook
Real Occupation: Student
Ambitions in Life: To become a millionaire
Favourite RD Episode(s):Back in The Red Part 3
Favourite RD Character: Holly
Favourite Curry: Chicken Vindaloo
Place of Birth: Kent, U.K
Where I Live: New Zealand
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf, Writing web sites, reading, eating, cooking
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: Don't have one
Favourite Music: Pop
Favourite Author: Terry Pratchett and Grant Naylor
Favourite RD Quote: "What the hell's happened to my teeth....???!! " - Cat/Duane Dibbly (Back to Reality)
Own Web site : http://www.larrysreddwarf.cjb.net
Email: richman_801@hotmail.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, Scrapheap, most comedies.
Favourite Colour(s):Blue, Red, Black

real name: Jonny
regular chat name : D_Dog
rank aboard red dwarf: Kochanski assistant
real occupation: Listening to teachers
ambitions in life: To be famous
favourite rd episode(s):Quarantine, Inquisitor, Terrorform, Thanks for the Memory
Favourite RD Character: Lister
Favourite Curry: Chicken Vindaloo (actually, don't eat much curry)
Place of Birth: hospital
Where I Live: Coventry - The home of the sky blues
Hobbies: Football, watching Coventry City FC, Formula 1 ,golf, Red Dwarf
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: don't undertsand qustion
Favourite Music: ummmmmmmmm
Favourite Author:i've never read........a book
Favourite RD Quote: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful  ass! (The Inquisitor)
own website: http://www.letsallsingtogether.com
email: thanksforthememory@hotmail.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Harry Enfield, Red Dwarf, Men Behaving Badly most comedies and Red Dwarf
Favourite Colour(s): Sky blue

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i am a big fan of Owen Wilson an actor in The Haunting, Armageddon, Shanghai Noon and Meet the Parents

Real Name: Sara
Regular Chat Name: Sara_van_Mansun
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: First Officer/Queen of The Nile
Real Occupation: Student/Corrupter of Youth
Ambitions in Life: To become the first female guitarist to take over the world, to sort out this minging world we live in, and if all that fails, to get a first in my degree and become a lecturer.
Favourite RD Episode(s): all of series V
Favourite RD Character: ooh Listy and Cat... well they're all so funny
Favourite Curry: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Place of Birth: Liverpool
Where I Live: Hell... ok, Hull UK
Hobbies: Playing my guitar, singing (not at the same time); reading; going out with me mates; listening to music; writing; drinking (lots); watching Red Dwarf; learning languages, chatting on the net; architecture; chocolate + blue eyed boys (preferably at the same time :p).
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: Stella Artois, Grolsch, Fosters
Favourite Music: all kind, mainly Indie, 60's and Rock
Favourite Author: Don't read enough to have a favorite
Favourite RD Quote: "Ive given jot to the world 'cos I have such a beautiful ass" - Cat
Own Web site : http://members.tripod.co.uk/saragil/bobbysgirl.html
Email: sara.van.mansun@mansun.zzn.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Jonathan Creek, Brookside (it reminds me of home, ok?), Eastenedrs (to take the 'p' out of the storylines)
Favourite Colour(s):Blue and gold

Real Name: Pete
Regular Chat Name: Commander Ace
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Space Adventurer
Real Occupation: Student/Web Designer
Ambitions in Life: To be just like Ace
Favourite RD Episode(s):Dimension Jump, Emohawk-Polymorph II, Stoke me a Clipper
Favourite RD Character: Ace
Favourite Curry: Chicken Vindaloo (extra hot)
Place of Birth: Newmarket
Where I Live: UK
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf, chatting on the net, Writing web sites, & Archery
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: Newcastle Brown Ale
Favourite Music: Queen
Favourite Author: Doug Naylor
Favourite RD Quote: "*Ah* Smug Mode!" - Kryten
Own Web site : http://www.rimmerts.f2s.com
Email: webmaster@rimmerts.f2s.com or commander_ace@hotmail.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Scrapheap Challenge, Robot Wars, The Brittas Empire, most Red Dwarf related things.
Favourite Colour(s): Black, White, Red.

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One piece of very important advice: "If your in a hole, dig your self out!" and never trust socks, they are evil.

Real Name: Rhea
Regular Chat Name: Smeg_head
Rank Aboard Red Dwarf: officer butt babe
Real Occupation: Sitting at my PC chatting (sad isn't it?)
Ambitions in Life: To get a life
Favourite RD Episode(s): The End, Polymorph
Favourite RD Character: LISTER!!!!!!
Favourite Curry: Chicken Vindaloo
Place of Birth: Somewhere on Earth
Where I Live: A house in London
Hobbies: Chatting on the net, being a bum.
Favourite Alcoholic Beverage: Pinnapple Baracdi Breezer
Favourite Music: Heavy Rock (M.manson, Slipknot)
Favourite Author: Like I can read a book!
Fovourite RD Quote: Crawl back into your cesspit, or you won't have the energy for a full days slob.
Own Web site: www.expage.com/starbug1
Email: goit@planetsmeg.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Monty Python, most things funny.
Fovourite Colour(s): Dark Purple
Real Name: Gordon
Regular Chat Name: Cloud
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: chicken soup machine repair man
Real Occupation: i go to school
Ambitions in Life: to be an evil scientist known as dr eggman
Favourite RD Episode(s):Quarantine, Demons and Angels, Polymorph
Favourite RD Character: Kryten
Favourite Curry: Chicken
Place of Birth: In a hospital
Where I Live: UK
Hobbies:Watching Red Dwarf, Watching dragonball z, readind spiderman comics.
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: too young
Favourite Music: Any sort will do me
Favourite Author: Douglas Adams
Favourite RD Quote: kryten-"occupation" Lister-".....Bum"
Own Web site: none
Email:gordon.mcveigh@btinternet.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Dragonball z, tenchi muyo-universe-in tokyo.
quantum leap
Favourite Colour(s): Red, and blue (spiderman colours) light blue, and purple
Real Name: Erin
Regular Chat Name: Erin or Rineee or some variation of that.
Rank aboard Red Dwarf: Was a Lady and a Professor until the Court and WURD were abandoned.
Real Occupation: Student
Ambitions in Life: To shop at Edmonton Mall. To win the Lotto so I can afford to do this.
Favourite RD Episode(s): Quarantine, Blue, Polymorph.
Favourite RD Character: Lister. Mmmm, that accent. :)
Favourite Curry: Butter Chicken.
Place of Birth: Ryde Hospital, Sydney.
Where I Live: Sydney, Australia
Hobbies: Watching Red Dwarf, chatting, sleeping, shopping, generally bludging.
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: Vodka in Passiona.
Favourite Music: Rock kinda stuff.
Favourite Author: Terry Pratchett, J.K. Rowling, Traci Harding.
Favourite RD Quote: "Oh smeg! What the smegging smeg's he smegging done? He's smegging KILLED me!" - Lister.
Own Web site: none
Email: ladyrineee@hotmail.com
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, The SimpsonsFavourite Colour(s): Pink, blue, purple.